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    HER or the CAR?Your Choice... But The Car is Better Looking & A Whole Lot Cheaper!

    2010 Chevrolet Camaro SS

    As much as this car & my wife are loved and will be missed. I am forced to part with both, So my loss is your gain here. The car has less than 10,000 miles on it, her- a little more-just saying. The car has never seen snow, she can be as cold as ice. The car was garage stored when not in use, she is making me move out to the garage. This car has extraordinary acceleration with the 6.2L V8, superior handling, excellent value, head-turning looks, unique interior design, great fuel economy, and a throaty boasting exhaust, which beats a bitchy mouth any day.

    Lets Compare Spec’s
    2010 Chevrolet Camaro
    Soon To Be Ex-Wife
    Muscle Car
    Pretentious Witch
    SS Model
    Snob Model
    High Performance Motor
    Motor Mouth Low performance brain
    Extraordinary Acceleration
    Wants Reparations
    6.2L LS3 V8 producing 426 hp @ 5900 rpm
    36 27 39 @ 5”8’
    Produces 420 lb·ft at 4600 rpm
    Produced My Kids
    6-Speed Manual Transmission
    1-Speed... Slow
    Active Fuel Management
    Active Micro Management
    Independent Four-Wheel Suspension System
    Fully Dependant Decision Making System
    StabiliTrak electronic stability/traction control
    Unstable & No Control
    Competitive/Sport modes
    Vindictive Modus Operandi
    Launches argument at every opportunity
    6 Standard Air Bags
    Mother In Law Windbag
    RS Appearance Package
    Gave Up on Appearance
    RS-Specific Taillamps and Wheels
    used rear end needs clearence lights
    HID Headlamps with Integrated Halo Rings
    Devil Horns Glowing red eys and sags in all the wrong places
    Variable-Rate Power Steering
    Variable-Rate Bitch Mode
    Throaty Exhaust
    Throating Nothing Ever
    Precision Handling
    Loose on entry
    Under 10k Miles
    Over 10k Miles
    Supercar Performance
    Winning Drama Performance
    Neon Trim Lighting Color Matched To Interior
    Carpet does not match the drapes
    16 cty/24 hwy mpg
    2 hours between Tim Hortons
    Rally Stripe package in inferno orange
    Baby Stripe package-in Stretch Mark White
    Competitive/Sport modes
    Passive/Aggressive Modes
    Brembo Four Piston Disc Brake Systems
    Doesn’t Know when To Stop
    Two Tone Leather Interior
    To Tan Leather Exterior
    Never had any problems
    Too Many to list
    Full Onboard Diagnostic System OBD-II
    Unable to Diagnose Problem
    Rack and Pinion Steering
    Armpit Rack

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